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quite-violence:

kia-kaha-winchesters:

just the girly things

  • forcing an earing through a closed piercing
  • taking off tight clothes and rubbing the indents they left on your skin 
  • human sacrifice
  • homemade face masks 

Hey, I have NEVER made a homemade face mask.

(via rlckrolled)

princeofkawaii:

middleshiner:

why are men always spitting all over the sidewalk? do men create more saliva than women and need to get rid of it? are they marking their territory? what’s going on?

They can’t swallow because that’s gay

(Source: middleshiner-archive, via maybeifyouwerecooler)

literallyrad:

there are approximately 1,013,913 words in the english language but i could never string any of them together to explain how much i want to hit you with a chair.

(via doublerainbowcupcakes)

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mumtazi:

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becausewhynoteathumans:

im really fucking sarcastic for someone who’s about to start crying most of the time

(via tea-and-tumblr)

eyebrowgod:

*looks at you seductively* *lowers glasses* i can’t see a thing

(via saraphobic)

the-misadventures-of-lele:

squidwurd:

condommodel:

today at work someone tipped me a potato

image

in some countries that is a marriage proposal

Even the potato looks confused

(via saraphobic)

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bitterglitterqueer:

THIS AVOCADO IS FURIOUS

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